U/Valladian

"A troubled psyche is a terrible thing. Perhaps you could give the local animal shelter a try? Adopting a dog did wonders for me when I found out I was white and had a penis. The sex isn't bad either"

"God I could've jerked off for weeks to all that hate mail lol"

"I had a Furry sub once, I called him Meat Pillow. Never again"

"Sorry, I'm broke. I can't afford the alcohol necessary to support my shit posting habit. But if you'd like to support my Patreon I can promise more dank memes every month, with better diction and punctuation!

"But only for top tier Patrons. Everyone else gets a .pdf of my failed sexual exploits... collect them all!"

"Drinking is for enjoyment, not because we're joyless. Don't drink to drown your feelings. Feelings are very good at swimming" Valladian (Also known as the Divine One) is noted for his submissions on subreddits such as /rBertstrips, r/RedditWritesSeinfield, and of course, gave birth to r/Teleshits (His wife was surprised how ravaged his anus was afterwards). Due to his reputation, he now moderates Bertstrips with flair and fame, in addition to being known for his edgy content

It's been noted many times he wants to be a writer. Personally, he considers Mimi to be the most foul character in all his jacked up strips. Also is a long time anime fan, yet can still be approachable unlike the Otakus. The REAL OG with trading VHS tapes and all that jazz. Is currently married, though we're not sure if the sex is good or not

A peak into his family, and reason for his name. Sad but inspiring

His Old Teles-hit that wasn't snubbed out to time: https://old.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/3jcgmy/arthurs_very_awkward_double_penetration_adventure/
TRIVIA: Owns a Nep portrait framed https://old.reddit.com/r/gamindustri/comments/4s1zom/it_took_27_days_to_get_here_but_it_was_nepping/

-And this https://www.reddit.com/r/gamindustri/comments/5u4r3p/i_was_told_it_is_customary_to_keep_pictures_of/

-His wife gave birth on May 4th, 2020! He is now a proud father

-For whatever reason he really likes Strawberries

-His favorite BL anime is Junjo Romantica. Favorite Manga is Awkward Silence

-Grew up in South Florida for his childhood, but surprisingly not insane. Ok maybe a little...