Stu Pickles

"You see Tommy? That's how you shut a bitch down" - Stu after dissing his wife

"Yeah? Well it takes a lot of courage to stuff my cock into that red brillo pad you call a vagina" - Stu arguing with his wife

The nutty but mostly happy self proclaimed inventor in the original, Teleshits has both figuratively and literally wasted him as an extreme alcoholic, getting so drunk to both have his blood content be permanently inebriated, and accumulate enough airline miles with all the purchases. In addition to this, with his constant drunken state he has been unable to properly support his family, gets in constant feuds with his wife, and effectively lost control of his life, besides sneaking in the booze from time to time. As such he's a very irritable man, constantly making jabs to his wife, and is incredibly irresponsible. We can blame his father Lou Pickles for how he started

His inventiveness still exists... just for fueling his alcoholic addiction

It took forever, but Valladian confirmed that in the future the two would divorce, with her taking the kids. The loneliness also bites Stu

Didila "Didi" Pickles


For the first few rough years she has been constantly exasperated, disappointed, and disgusted by Stu's rampant alcoholism, trying and failing to impose limits on it. She eventually accepted his alcoholism, but then reverted to hating it, then finally getting divorced

Stu in turn finds her a constant obstacle for his booze quest, has attempted to cheat on her several times, tried to use her whenever his road rage turns sour, even insulting her sexual prowess from time to time. The irony being he was dependent on her, and regrets the divorce

Tommy Pickles


In a weird way, Stu does care for Tommy, though he has taken advantage of the boy's positive relation with his mother

Not to mention Tommy isn't legitimately his son

Also he cheats with Tommy's GF sometimes. Ouch

Despite this, Tommy wants to help. Too bad Stu is too deep in his alcoholic woes

Drew Pickles


Stu calls him gay, despite Drew being married with a wife.Overall Stu doesn't like him, despite using him since early age

Angelica


Despite Stu never interacting with her in the strips, Angelica has unfortunately picked up his alcoholic habits

Also she became slutty to get her booze. Honestly she's worse than Stu in some ways

Grandpa Lou Pickles
Stu is disgusted by his father's sexual activities. Sadly his Grandpa has a much better sex drive

Trivia
Despite being so drunk he's rarely erect, he apparently is well endowed

He has broken the national DUI, at 68

He apparently likes Jolly Rancher Watermelon flavored Vodka