Mimi

''"Sorry Fat Boy. You may be a plumber, but you don't know shit about cleaning pipes!" - Mimi''

There's two things Mimi can't stand: consent, and liars - Title

''"I've got a few girlfriends. Most don't know they're my girlfriend, but if they don't want this kind of thing to happen they shouldn't set their drinks down!" - Mimi''

A character from Digimon, particularly Adventures and 02 for most strips, she's a typically fashionable girl. Unlike the original where she's sensitive, sheltered, ditzy, and open/honest, in Teleshits she's outright manipulative, extremely predatorial for sex, and very quick to fist butts or vajayjay (typically without consent). At one point she managed to get Palmon to grow a "third member" as shown here, likely a result of the heavy sex she inflicts on others. It's also noted she ravaged Kari so much she can never "be tight" again, fisted Tai while wearing a gold watch, had an affair with Sandy to which she was VERY disappointed, drugged and kidnapped Matt for use (twice if scrapped Mimi week is included), and even was noted herself to have cervical prolapse. She can also be careless during her rape frenzies, which invariably bites her in the behind later.

As such, Valladian considers her the #1 worst Teleshits character for morale, with Professor Utonium a close second. Due to her popularity, she was given focus for a "Mimi Week", from Dec 18-24, 2016.



In addition to this, she is canonically tied to other franchises as well, even having a crossover with Bertstrips. Twice!

Her being Lesbian was even poked fun of by herself in this strip. Though she HAS broken this rule several times when her victims are male

Izzy


Interestingly not one of Mimi's victims, despite assisting during her prolapse. Sadly for him, when he tried to ask her out he was promptly rejected, possibly due to giving her consent, and her being lesbian

His Tentomon on the other hand was asked once by Mimi if he can exploit one sexually. He seems too innocent to understand the question though

As such his relationship with her is incredibly neutral/safe. Lucky

Sora


Unlike Izzy, she definitely "got some" with Mimi. Interestingly, she's still a close friend despite being abused several times, even "teasing" Mimi about the rape. Imma blame Stockholm syndrome...

In turn, Mimi also in a way respects her, even confiding her insecurities to Sora. Though she still treats her like most of everyone else

Kai


Despite being gay, he has been sexually exploited several times. He and others tried grouping up to avoid being victims as a result. It never works

Kari


Mimi's most noted victim. She herself is depressed with how destroyed her body became, no longer considering herself good enough for her actual boyfriend. Mimi otherwise loves it

Kari had also apparently developed a resistance to date-rape drugs, much to Mimi's shock

T.K
....Let's just say he was screwed. There's a reason he never appeared after this

Oscar the Grouch
He doesn't like her

Jeri


A soon to be victim despite protests

Princess Peach Toadstool and Mario Mario
For whatever reason she has managed to go through W 1-8, kidnap and extort the princess (twice technically if the Super Crown is to be her), and steal her dress. Mimi also most likely raped Mario when he came to rescue Peach

Dominatrixmon
What can Mimi say? she owns that mon, and it FEARS Mimi

Ex-Digimon Emperor (Ken)


One of the exceptions, cuz Mimi finds his "lil Richard" feminine, making him a victim. He's not pleased

Interestingly before he was raped he seemed to be aware of Mimi's reputation

Matt


He happened to steal Mimi's Chicken Tenders once. That was a mistake

As such, he hates her

Palmon


Next to Sora, the most abused of her victims. Sadly since she's a digimon, she can't hide, also follows every command

Yolei


Even Mimi has standards not messing with her. Similar to Izzy, safe

Trivia

 * Valladian had a repository for scrapped Mimi week entries. Interestingly, they note why she drastically changed appearance between Adventures and 02. Link
 * She apparently misses r/Jailbait
 * She apparently is Ernie's mistress
 * It's unknown who Mimi is referring to here. We can mark out Sora and Kari due to frequency
 * In the Teleshits camp murder, she notes she wants Buttercup since "she's the best girl", and can fist her with no fingers. Valladian didn't explore into this unfortunately, though other Redditors did