Red

''"So how do I know what gender this is? And did you catch it or breed it? What kind of stats does it have? Is it an Adamant Nature?" - Red''

Our protagonist from the Gen 1 games and Origins, he's a level headed and calculated dude. Though that comes at the cost of acing the region with no issues, and pointing out inconsistencies, in addition to having the competitive player mindset

As a result, he's...pretty dull for Teleshit standards, and is fairly the straight man in all of this

Character Relationships
Blue



A cool guy, though he's on a mission to find the one who convinced his Grandpa to call him "Fartface", as opposed to being Red's Rival. Due to circumstances, they both want to beat that jerk.

As a result, he and Red are in sync, ready to throw down for vengeance.

Brock:



He seems to be suffering from a liver infection. Otherwise there's mutual respect for each other

Giovanni:



The Viridian Gym Leader, he takes his role pretty..."seriously"

Red has 0 respect for him as a result

Bruno:



Red learns the horrors of virgin Elite 4 members stuck on the plateau. He wants back

Bruno doesn't care, just don't kink shame him

Trivia: He apparently has a player doppelganger. Or it's Ash. Same diff