Pepper Ann Pearson

"Dude, could you lay off me for a bit. I just found out I have to go into war with one, maybe two, Koreas" - Ann to her supplier

Pepper Ann might be hip on TV, but on Teleshits she's outright the angriest drug lord of the city, having connections to different suppliers and countries, even bribing the police. She instills a harsh rule for distributing her goods, could easily crush the competition, will attack you for complaining about her work, and isn't afraid to demand respect. She seems to like bragging to her friends about her achievements. Sadly, considering her age, even some things can get very out of hand. Though she's smart enough to know vape is trash

She also does not like sweet talk in romance

She seems to be "slightly" racist, though it seems strictly due to business matters

Milo Kamalani


Milo is Ann's right hand man, but unfortunately incredibly incompetent. He makes suggestions to how she does things, but she bitterly turns them down. Despite that, he's still her friend...somehow

Trivia

 * Valladian was not the first person to make an Ann Teleshit. U/J2S1 was the first
 * Pepper Ann is the only Teleshits character (besides Stu, who was just so drunk he was seeing things) to outright break the forth wall
 * Her subconscious still somehow is good
 * Apparently she gets her drug supply from Buster, as noted
 * The Imgur Gallery noted here is dead https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/3okt6c/pepper_ann_pepper_ann_saving_teleshits_again_see/
 * Begrudgingly, Valladian HAS collabed with Sagwathecat21 once, as shown: https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/comments/jn09mk/pepper_ann_pepper_ann_heard_some_munchkins/